Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Removing the Gigantic 2x4 From My Eye

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?" -Matthew 7:3

This morning, I was on a conference call in our board room when I looked up and saw that my coworker had a huge booger dangling from her left nostril. I thought to myself, "Bless her heart. She has no idea." Then I looked down so as not to stare at the booger. And I was greeted by my open fly, who suddenly looked me square in the face and said, "Bless your heart. You really had no idea."

8 comments:

Cherry said...

I swear, you have the kindest soul out there.

I think this will be the story of the day for me to bring me back to my morning giggle when I'm having a stressful moment. tee hee

Ally Bean said...

I don't want to tell you that I'm laughing because that would be unkind. But, oh my goodness, that's pretty funny, Tracy, ... okay, I'm laughing. *tee hee*

Autumn's Mom said...

hahahahahaa And I just checked my nose, fly and to see if there is any tp hanging off my butt!

Maya's Granny said...

The story of my life!

J said...

Too funny! I keep thinking of writing a post about what people do in the car behind me at stop lights (I know, I shouldn't watch them in my rearview mirror, but I do!) Yesterday, it was a man in a very sexy little sportscar cleaning out his ears with a Q-Tip (Hint, NOT sexy!), and today it was a young girl looking at her split ends, and then she took something off of one, and put it in her mouth, and then she was examining her tongue to try to figure out what it was. WEIRD!

This post made me laugh out loud, though. I had to read it to my husband. :)

The Cachinnator said...

I'm using that from the pulpit.

Jenn said...

tee hee hee dontcha HATE that!! At least you were sitting down, right?

C-Lo said...

Okay, that was funny....