Thursday, August 07, 2008

The Good Husband

This was sent to me by a friend via e-mail, and I thought it was too funny!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party!!! Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all lean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 

Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. 

I love you, darling. 

Love,
Jillian

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack ask, "Son ... what happened last night?" 

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing at the right time...PRICELESS!

7 comments:

J said...

VERY CUTE! :)

Breenette said...

I LOVE that! :)

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT, T!!! Thanks for sharing, i needed a funsie today! God Bless!

Unknown said...

LOL! That was great!! LOVE IT! :)

Dana Cheryl said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha! Great way to end the night,.. smiling!!

Unknown said...

P.S. When you get the chance, come on over. I've got something for you on my blog :) xo

Minnesota Matron said...

Too funny!! Oh my god. Here from Derfwad Manor but staying for the prose. . . .