Monday, January 29, 2007

Full Circle Stream of Consciousness – “Ask Jeeves” Edition


Ask Jeeves.

Isn’t Jeeves cute? He’s a happy, helpful little butler.

Butler. Isn’t Annie a great musical? “When you wake, ring for Drake. Drake will bring your tray.”

I love lap desks.

And breakfast in bed.

Bananas and nutella.

Nutella should be its own food group.

Why are all the yummy foods so bad for you? If the yummy foods were good for you, I’d be soooo skinny!

What’s so great about skinny anyway? I think I like my bodacious bod.

Stick figures are scary.

Remember when Mike Myers sang his beat poetry in So I Married an Axe Murder... “Woman. Whoa, Man. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wo-man.” He’s funny.

Austin Powers was genius, too. Not everyone sees his genius in that role, but trust me, he was freakin’ genius.

Einstein was genius, too, but in a totally different way. I think I admire Einstein more for his philosophical quotes about life than I do for his scientific discoveries, though both are notable.

Creativity means more to me than science.

High school science classes were borrrrrrrrring. Physics was better than chemistry, though, because I think it appeals a bit more to the right side of the brain.

My high school physics teacher had a bowling ball suspended on a rope that hung from the ceiling.

Bowling is fun—especially on birthdays.

Bowling shoes were one of my favorite fashion trends. They have classic lines.

What, you don’t believe me? Just Ask Jeeves! (Oh, wait, a minute, you can't! I just went to his website, and get this!...Jeeves was retired a year ago! Now AskJeeves.com is simply Ask.com So sad.)

8 comments:

Cherry said...

That was a great ride!

So sad that Jeeves has retired. I thought that was a very clever name for a search engine.

And 'Annie' is a wonderful musical!

When you're through Mrs.Pugh
Comes and takes it away.

Cherry said...

Oh and I like your wedding day ticker.. I wonder if we have picked the same wedding day :)

ML said...

I miss Jeeves :(

Love your list and I agree, Nutella should be its own food group!

beenzzz said...

That was awesome! I remember the “Woman. Whoa, Man. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wo-man.” I loved that movie. I actually saw it the other night. Nutella is so unbelievably wonderful. I think in heaven we can have whatever we want and not gain weight. At least that's what heaven is like for me....among other things. :)

Ally Bean said...

Love the daisy path countdown. Love nutella. Love stream of consciousness posts. Very clever.

Autumn's Mom said...

Cool ticker, dear! I also happen to think Mike Meyers is GENIUS. Love So I married an Axe Murderer.

Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny

Laura said...

When you're through, Mrs. Pugh comes to take it awayyyyyy.

Laura said...

Aw, somebody beat me to it. ;)